1. Pun anyone?

    My mother (on the phone with my sister): She is fasting in honor of the health of her colon. She’s on her fifth day.

    My mother’s friend: Is her colon still talking to her after 5 days?

    My sister (over the phone): Yes.

    My my mother’s friend: No shit!

    You had to be there, I guess.

    9 months ago  /  Notes