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Texas Man Breaks into House, Bites Woman, Claims to Be 500 Year Old Vampire →
ATTENTION, WORLD: No matter what True Blood, Twilight, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer have taught you, it is not exactly acceptable to sneak into someone’s house and bite them on the neck with the intent of feeding off of them. In fact, if you have not received their express consent, a situation like this may be considered downright rude. Even, you know, assault. Which is why a guy who did just that is in jail today, insisting that he is just a very hungry, 500-year-old vampire. (But apparently not the kind that can’t enter without being invited.)
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